Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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