Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

KILL WHITEY

A seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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