What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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