why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

You were born.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why didn't he finish his

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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