What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Rylan Clark

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hi mom

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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