- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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