Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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your mum

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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