- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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