glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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