What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Please don't shoot me

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

autsim

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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