Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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