My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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women's rights

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