A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Fat people

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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