- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the president do for the people? ...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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