- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Poker face

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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