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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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