What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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