- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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