Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

your so fat. your fat!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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