I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

adam hodgson !

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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