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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Fat people

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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