- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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