- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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