- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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