why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Caroline Kelly.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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