What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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It got hit by a rocket.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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F? No k

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This is a joke.

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