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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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