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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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