- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Asian women drivers...

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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