- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Click here to end the world.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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