- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what to call someone thats gay zak

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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