- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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