Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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