- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's worse than this That :(

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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