- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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