- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Once, I went to Peru.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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