"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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