- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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