- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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