- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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