- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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