A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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what's up? my penis.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Anti Joke

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