Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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