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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A bar walks into a man

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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