why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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penis

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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