- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

I once did something.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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