What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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