why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

So a bar walks into a man...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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