Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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