- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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