Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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