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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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