Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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