- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Equal rights!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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