- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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