What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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