- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trump will make America great again.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Nero, sure you are okay?

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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