- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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