- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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