Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

That's illegal What? Your mom

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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