How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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