- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

The holocaust

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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