- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Religion.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Dude man, I'm high...

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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