What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

thumb_up thumb_down -6

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops