What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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nolan is gay

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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