- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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