Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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