- Anti Joke

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.