This is funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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