- Anti Joke

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

123 f*ck off

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.