-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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ejaculation JLR

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angelo snyder is not ga

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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