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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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