Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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An anti-joke

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Penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Anti Joke

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