- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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