A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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stinky boner

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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